As I pointed out earlier this month, defense is too gentle a word to describe some of the techniques employed by the ladies in our lives. I likened it to an airplane (me) facing anti-aircraft artillery (her).
And this is what it looks like:
For stat junkies out there (especially those with pulled groins), her save percentage is .987. Not too shabby. "What a save by Beals!" "Glove save, Beals!" "Another brilliant shutout..."
Isn't she cute?